李卫今天倒霉得像是被天上扔了个屎盆子， literal meaning : today Li Wei is unlucky as if a shit bucket is thrown from the sky. Down to the ground. He just finished delivering a food order and was still walking back when he saw a guy tripping on the pavement.

"Hey, watch it!" Lǐ wǐ immediately called out and rushed over to help. The guy was clearly drunk, stumbling and almost fell face-first into the gutters. Lǐ wǐ quickly steadied him, "Bro, you're almost bleeding. Shall we take you home or call an ambulance?"

The drunk blinked his bloodshot eyes and muttered something indecipherable. He fumbled in his coat pocket and pulled out a crumpled 100 Yuan bill. "Here, kid, keep it. Save your life, don't call the cops on me." With that, he swayed away unsteadily, disappearing around the corner.

Lǐ wǐ watched him go, sighing. "Idiot, you can't even walk straight." He put the money in his pocket, deciding to use it to treat himself to some instant noodles later. Just as he turned to leave, something jingled near his feet.